The most tech-savvy animals on the web

June 11, 2009 – 8:54 pm

The other day I was trying to access GMail and got the error message below:

500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

Also, please include the following information in your error report:

RrJiENDzKV3poLPXdIW6n-ZzqWmeb46-Qite2X01a4182UYllj2mqA3siwV6
U8B9lsUpmH0R8FtAvnfzQQugp6NFI-8lnrV_MF9JZvSefgfb2L1flZd6OILf
coLk8CH-IE-wbhgXP3UMjzNd1YQNV4j4jbeRdzHSpYSQxuVIfCGQMjtw5xAQ
ZgPC1ZRKXEoWHl9A6VuvCFFjdPi1Qw9FcMp8AoM5cQbtUbxxbci5gbI_8Bd
...

Trained monkeys.  So that’s how Google thrives in hard times.

ProxMox VE - The best virtualization software you haven’t heard of

June 5, 2009 – 11:09 pm

Before you plunk down serious cash on an enterprise virtualization solution, check out the free, open-source ProxMox VE.  It is based on two mature open-source virtualization products, namely OpenVZ and KVM.  I maintain two physical ProxMox VE servers running a total of eight virtual machine “guests”, including Ubuntu 8.04, Ubuntu 9.04, Windows 2003, and CentOS.  So far, the expirience has been nothing but positive.

To download ProxMox VE, head over to the developers website at www.proxmox.com and find ProxMox VE on their product page.  Or just go straight to pve.proxmox.com to get right into the good stuff.

There’s also a good review of ProxMox over at www.montanalinux.org.

The three money monsters of the recovery

June 5, 2009 – 10:20 pm

The word on the street is that we may be nearing the bottom of this recession, or even be on our way out.  I’m a little skeptical of those claims, but even if they’re true, there are three nasty problems that will get in the way of any recovery:

1. High fuel prices

How much you pay at the pump is largely determined by supply and demand, along with a large dose of federal gas tax.  The weak demand of the recession has brought about much needed relief in fuel prices.  But while nobody is paying attention, the new administration has canceled many gas leases in the western United States, which potentially lowers the supply of fuel.  My prediction is that by the time the Dow recovers to its pre-recession glory, the price at the pump will be setting new records as well.

2. Higher Taxes

The federal government keeps spending us deeper and deeper in debt, and sooner or later will have to raise taxes in attempt to balance the budget.  Regardless of whether they tax the rich or the middle class, the effect on the economy is still negative.  High taxes = poor economic performance.  Period.  It doesn’t matter who pays the taxes.

4. Inflation

The spending of the federal government has been getting plenty of media attention, but I don’t hear much about the trillions being spent by Federal Reserve.  While this spending doesn’t drive up the federal deficit, we pay for it just the same - with inflation.  LOTS of inflation.

Top five things to do with your stimulus money

May 4, 2009 – 11:03 pm

Wondering what to do with those extra dollars you take home because of the the U.S. government’s so-called “stimulus” package?  Here are a few suggestions:

  1. Donate it to a poor person in another county who will see it as a blessing instead of an entitlement.  Or give it to a truly needy person in America, if you can find one.
  2. Donate it to a pro-life cause in attempt to balance the leftward shift in Washington on social issues.
  3. Invest it for your children, as they will need it to help pay the interest on the mountain of national debt these so called stimulus packages are creating.
  4. Donate it to a truly conservative politician, if you can find one.  Perhaps you can donate it to whichever state governor takes the least amount of our money from stimulus package.
  5. Buy an advertisement in your local newspaper bashing the politicians who voted for the stimulus bill.

Roth vs. Traditional IRA

March 12, 2009 – 9:33 pm

It seems many financial advisers today have a strong opinion about which type of IRA is the better way to invest for retirement.  I’m not a financial expert, but I cringe when I hear somebody emphatically state that one type or the other is clearly superior, when it really is not that simple.  The correct answer depends on several factors, and I think so-called “experts” are doing a disservice when they try to steer a financial novice like me in one direction or the other without a proper explanation.  Please note that I don’t have any fancy initials after my name, so I’m not to be relied on for sound financial advice.  This post reflects my limited (and possibly out-of-date) understanding of the subject. Read the rest of this entry »

Electronics Recycling in Fulton County

March 4, 2009 – 12:45 pm

Greg Reineke, who works at the Fulton County Conservation District, has announced an electronics collection event when you can drop off obsolete and unwanted electronic equipment.  The main event is Saturday, March 21 at 610 E. North Street (beside the American Legion) in McConnellsburg, from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.  You can also drop off your equipment at the Conservation District on March 23 though 27, during office hours of 8 a.m. and 4 p.m.

Click here to see a poster with all the details, including which items can be accepted.

Vaccines and Abortion

February 17, 2009 – 8:51 pm

Although many people know me as the computer repair guy, that is just one of my jobs. About two years ago I took on another task: fatherhood.

Crystal and I did the normal things parents do in caring for a child, including allowing him to be vaccinated at the appropriate times. One day we heard a rumor that the chickenpox vaccination was developed with tissue from an aborted baby. Not one to believe every conspiracy theory that comes along, I assumed it wasn’t true.

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The best open-source time wasters

February 14, 2009 – 7:47 pm

I cringe when I hear of somebody buying a computer game.  It’s like paying for the privilege of wasting time.  I can’t be too critical, however; because a few years back I was an avid game player myself.  At the height of my time-wasting addiction, I played Age of Empires II for as long as ten hours straight.

Screenshot of GlestFor those of you who are still into gaming, I can recommend a couple of very nice commercial-quality games available for free.  They still waste your time, but not your money.

The first is Glest.  It is a real-time strategy game with game play similar to the Age of Empires series.  Like most modern RTS games, it uses a 3D rendering engine so you are free to change your point-of-view by rotating and zooming the display.  The more recent versions have added the ability to play with others over the Internet.  Nice!

Screenshot of Battle for WesnothAnother good one is Battle for Wesnoth.  This is a turn-based strategy game and there is a bit of a learning curve.  If your experience is like mine, the effort will pay off with a LOT of wasted time and possibly a stubborn addition to the game.  Like Glest, you can play against the computer or other humans.  Since it is turn-based, Wesnoth can even be played like a board game by several time-wasting humans huddled around a single PC.

Local government goodies now available online

February 6, 2009 – 8:16 pm

The Fulton County government is offering unneeded or retired equipment for sale to the highest bidder on their new auction web site. This auction includes some computer and electronic equipment, as well as several appliances and household items.  The address is:

http://auction.co.fulton.pa.us

This is the first auction of its kind that the county has offered via the Internet.  It was made possible by some PHP and MySQL programing by Bernardo himself.  The auction web site could use a few enhancements, but it gets the job done.

The current auction will end on February 17.  Three more auctions will be held later this year, ending April 15, July 15, and October 15.  Items will be made available for bid approximately two weeks prior to the ending date.  At the bottom of the first page you see when visiting the web site, there is a subscription link where you can sign up to be notified when there are items being sold.

Be sure to read the terms before bidding.  A few important ones: everything is offered as-is with no warranty, payment must be made with cash or money order, and all items must be picked up by the buyer.  The county will not package and ship your purchase to you.

Feel free to come back here and comment on the web site.  Suggestions for improvements are welcome!

HP offers to buy your old tech stuff

January 7, 2009 – 10:58 pm

Have some old computer equipment that still has value but is no longer useful to you?  Hewlett Packard might be willing to buy it from you.  Click here to see the whole story on CNET.