The other day I was trying to access GMail and got the error message below:

500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

Also, please include the following information in your error report:

RrJiENDzKV3poLPXdIW6n-ZzqWmeb46-Qite2X01a4182UYllj2mqA3siwV6
U8B9lsUpmH0R8FtAvnfzQQugp6NFI-8lnrV_MF9JZvSefgfb2L1flZd6OILf
coLk8CH-IE-wbhgXP3UMjzNd1YQNV4j4jbeRdzHSpYSQxuVIfCGQMjtw5xAQ
ZgPC1ZRKXEoWHl9A6VuvCFFjdPi1Qw9FcMp8AoM5cQbtUbxxbci5gbI_8Bd
...

Trained monkeys.  So that’s how Google thrives in hard times.

Before you plunk down serious cash on an enterprise virtualization solution, check out the free, open-source ProxMox VE.  It is based on two mature open-source virtualization products, namely OpenVZ and KVM.  I maintain two physical ProxMox VE servers running a total of eight virtual machine “guests”, including Ubuntu 8.04, Ubuntu 9.04, Windows 2003, and CentOS.  So far, the expirience has been nothing but positive.

To download ProxMox VE, head over to the developers website at www.proxmox.com and find ProxMox VE on their product page.  Or just go straight to pve.proxmox.com to get right into the good stuff.

There’s also a good review of ProxMox over at www.montanalinux.org.

The word on the street is that we may be nearing the bottom of this recession, or even be on our way out.  I’m a little skeptical of those claims, but even if they’re true, there are three nasty problems that will get in the way of any recovery:

1. High fuel prices

How much you pay at the pump is largely determined by supply and demand, along with a large dose of federal gas tax.  The weak demand of the recession has brought about much needed relief in fuel prices.  But while nobody is paying attention, the new administration has canceled many gas leases in the western United States, which potentially lowers the supply of fuel.  My prediction is that by the time the Dow recovers to its pre-recession glory, the price at the pump will be setting new records as well.

2. Higher Taxes

The federal government keeps spending us deeper and deeper in debt, and sooner or later will have to raise taxes in attempt to balance the budget.  Regardless of whether they tax the rich or the middle class, the effect on the economy is still negative.  High taxes = poor economic performance.  Period.  It doesn’t matter who pays the taxes.

4. Inflation

The spending of the federal government has been getting plenty of media attention, but I don’t hear much about the trillions being spent by Federal Reserve.  While this spending doesn’t drive up the federal deficit, we pay for it just the same – with inflation.  LOTS of inflation.